How I got out of doing the dishes.

My mom: Do the dishes.
Me: *places sock on counter*
My mom: What's this? Why is it here? *hands me the sock*
Me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!
My mom: Wait what?
Me: DOBBY IS A FREE ELF!!!
Me: *runs to room*
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